Jennifer and Jeff took me to the woods today and it was the best day of my life



a lot of you have been asking why i havent had any best days of my life recently Well this is because jeff caught something called a job. its not the same as wehn it was all of us together . the other best day of my life was wehn they both got fired. i hope jeff gets fired soon  good times
here is two moer drawings scent from a reader named Little Susie Jenkins. she says theyr of Rachel The Cat. they are good but Rachel doesnt realy wear a tophat
Netflix you blew it again this movie doesnt have one single dog Al Pacinos performance is a triumpf
i just want to say that i cant help it if i dont get into the car right away when a walk is over. i mean, i kno its over but i dont want it to be. like when the new guy gave me liver treats and i ate them until i got direa. i dont know if you that ever happens to you. any way thanks for carrying me
first off, gardin trols. they giv me the willies.
and peopel made from snow. i saw one last weak at teh river place and barked and jennifer laffed so i peed on it!!!!!!? but i was still scerred.
Thank you Rosie for being such a good dog. Good dog! Good girl!
thank you Little Susie Jenkins. You suond like a good girl too
you kno, sometimes I think that we spend our hole lifes waiting for someone to give us a snausage. Maybe instead of waiting for somewon to give us a snausage, we should go out and find our own snausages, that way the happieness and joy we feel from getting the snausage would come from inside ourselves.
anyway, here I am, waiting for a snausage
Thanks alot Netflix. This movie had no coyotes at all!
Jeff and I went for a long walk in the woods today it was the best walk ever we walked for so long and there was a smelly thing and I totally rolled in it. I woudl like to post a pictr or a map but There’s noone here right now to help me so I hope I get this right:
A RHEF="A PICTR OF THE PLACE I WALKED TODAY">UPDATE: I'm sorry
Alot of people are asking me if I perfer to use Internet Explorer or Furfox. I don’t know why people are asking this. I’m a dog. I don’t really have a strong preference. What I do knwo is that if I see a pictr of a fox, I get really excited and I start barking and then Jennifer and Jeff yell at me. So I guess I perfer Internet Explorer.
alot of poeple say that cats can’t be frend s with dogs. well I say that’s crayz. here’s a pictr of my best frend rachel the cat. every morning at 6 am we jump around together like silly girraffes
I can’t be sure but I bet squirels are really great to hold in your food hole. And I bet they squeak a little if you squeeze them. Like I said I can’t be sure becuase Jeff and Jennifer won’t let me run around all willie nillie after them. If they are reading this I wish that they would let me put one in my food hole for just like a second. HINT HINT
BAA-RAAA-RAAA-ARF-ARF
ARF-ARF-ARF-BAA-RAAA-rooo urf–*
oops its the landlords car. My bad
ok on top of the table turns out there’s way more food than on the floor where I usually sit. Tnogiht will be raviolo night and I for one can’t wait