HAY I was in teh LOCEL BUZZ paper liek Rachel was:

Http://www.masslive,/locelbuzz/rosieistehbestdogevar!!!

I sur hope Rachel sees it so she will stop being so stuck up. But I kno she wont.

Jennifer and Jeff took me to the woods today and it was the best day of my life

Peopel have been asking me if I kno how bad my breathe smells. Yes I do but its always nice too hear. Thank yuo so much.

have you ever seen a moos????? i saw won today and i chased her all through the woods but it turns out ehy dont rilly play all that good. yuo should have seen her run tho!!!!! i liek moos but i dont kno if they like me

anyways if you see a moos chek yer pokets for moos snausages

When I visited Jeffs mom she made Snowball and me some beatrs. Beatrs are delcious

Jennifer and Jeff took me to the beach and it was the best day of my life. I liek the beach. someteims I dont want to go back inside.

Hay Rachel is in the latest issue of Local Buzz??! Here is a link:

a herf=”link to th pag/locelbuzz/storie””

I dont knwo why anyone would pay attenshun to Rachel.

I went too visit snowball the dog last nite. He is oldr than I am but I still like him alot. We share alot of interests liek eating food and begging for food and making big eyes at poeple to get liitl bits of there food. Good times

I rilly like to nap. anD rachel likes to nap to. HAY Do you like to nap?? anyways here we are napping

i dont know what a job is but i dont think their a very good thing and you shood be careful not to catch one. jeff and jennifer both have jobs and it makes them sik. i have a naturly healthy sistem tho so i havent ever had one

remember to

• always wash you hands
• dont drink out of the toilet
• if you feel a job coming on drink lots of watr to flush your sistem
• jobs are contagus if you see someone who has a job you shood walk the other way kwikly

i found rachels profle on line i was googling her . dont tell anyone. sometims i google mysefl. im not a narsist or anything tho.

also stop teling me im an addict im not. i like snasuages is all i can stop whenever i want or when you run out its all the same to me

anyway hers rachels’ profle. she wants to start a band. i dont kno why she didnt ask me. but to tel the truth im not very musicel and i guess she didnt want to hurt my feelings.

Rachel’s Details
Status: dont know
Here for: I would like to start a band
Orientation: spade
Hometown: dont care
Body type: i have the body of a gymnast
Ethnicity: Grey/stripey
Religion: dont care
Zodiac Sign: dont care
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: spade
Education: i never lern anything school is for losers
Occupation: squirrel watch

Rachel’s Networking
Music – Administrative – Other
I am a pienist and gitar player. plees play with me. until i dont want you to. Youre welcome.

thank yuo for asking

Many peopel have been asking how to send me snausages. i am prety sure this is how it works

• on your computer box press the button that makes the tray come out
• put the snaussage on the tray yuo might have to flatten it a littel
• push the tray back into your comptuer box\

Presto!i will get the snasuage in my computer in just secends!!!

Rachel thinks she is so cool now that she has a boyfrend

Jennifer and Jeff took me to the woods today and it was the best day of my life

pup tart
puppin fresh
pup secret
puppily
bad speller
wagatha christie

thats just sily. also tryangle hed. i should call you ovel hed
do you have a snausage tho? if you do its ok

Yesterday was Jeffs berthday we had stake lots of stake. we had chocklit cake to but i didnt get any. i dont kno why.

I liek stake ok do yuo hafe suom? chek yr pokets. for poket stake.

ohmygod you guys its sprign. today i found a ded fish at the lake. i held it in my food hole. jeff threw it in the lake but ohmygod you guys. i smel good. do you want to smel me can i smel you???! ohmygod you guys its sprign helo birds helo squirls helo

Jennifer and Jeff took me to the woods today and it was the best day of my life

alot of poeple have been asking me about my productivty tips. maybe because I am a dog with a webcite. so I have a cuopel tips for poeplw who want to be moer productiv:

• do not work wile on bones!!!! bones only make you want to eat more bones
• some times it s good to take a brake like go chase rachel
• always proofreed yer work
• gmail is the best I perfer bowser based email
• a href=”http://www.43folders.com/”>43 folders is a grate webcite

last nite i had a cawf like when you get a litle tickel in yer throat do you have a losenge or maybe a snausage????? Check yer pokets

rosiethedog
“Rosie The Dog”Your Active Profile:
rosiethedogME
I am a: dog
Seeking a: dog
Interested In: Friendship, Capering, Walks, Snausages
Age: 2
Location: Northampton, Massachusetts
Country: United States
Occupation: dog
Education: I am lerning not to bark at teh woman downstairs
Ethnicity: black
Religion: spiritual
Star Sign: ???
Relationship Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children: spade 🙁
MY GOODS
Height: 2′ 0″
Weight: 30 lbs
Hair: black
Eye Color: brown

MY HABITS
Cigarettes: Never
Booze: Never
Drugs: Never
Self-love: What
Self-deprecation: Never

Last great book I read:

The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen

Most humbling moment:

One time I got my nails clipped and I peed myslf!!?

Celebrity I resemble most:

I hav heard Chtistna Ricci but I dont see it

Best or worst lie I’ve ever told:

I dont care abtou tht snaugage right now

If I could be anywhere at the moment:

In the woods!!!!!!!!

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME:

do you hav any snausages? or do yuo knwo where we could get som. chek yuor pokets, they are soemtimes in ther