Happy Vealentines Day~!1 from Rosie and Kodey (the dog)
Lissen you gyus ai think its time we talked abuout mit rommy.
i herd he wants to be press ant but i also herd he put hsi dog on top of his car and drove twelf howers. i dont no what twlef howers is but i kno i dont want to ride on top of a car i dont even lik to put my hed out teh window.
so lissen i dont no why this guy wants to be in charg of ants but im serios ride inside do not ride on top of a car.
listen chek your pokets for ants.
thats just my take and im not really politikal unless you have bonz in which case i wil voat for yuo
im glad we talked about thsi
I went for a walk with pineapple and my boyfriend kodey and jennifer this weekend and it was the best day of my life.
jeff was sik so he dident come but i brought him a tick. that reminds me it is almost ticks time so dont for get to do your your tixes! i am a ticks expert so ask me anything! for instens ,always deklair your dependants which means your ticks you can deklair each one so count carefully~`~! you get money back and money is good so chek your pokets for money!
here i am with pineappel and my boyfrend kodey and som other picturs i forget what
So we went for a walk today and it wuas teh best day evr. I peed on evrything! and always right in teh middl of teh trail too so evryone can enjyo it too a full extent. I am geting tred of winter but today wuas a grate walk.
I don’t know if you guoys noticed or not, but today is the fifth anniversurry of my blog. Look at me. My blog is five years old. I am seven years old. We are so old! I have gray hares now, so i am sort of an elder staitsdog. ha ha ha ha.
i do not eat so mach snausages anymore but i eat lots of bonz oh my yes. i spend a lot of time on faicbook. rachel is gud and so is pineappel. i am glad she livs here with us even though shes just a babby. i kined of like her and she is gud for ots of chickn. and cookeys.
so lissen you guys–five yeers is a long time and i just want you to now i appreceetate your coming heer time and time again. h
check yer pokets you guys! check yer pokets for whatever is is inside them.
Kodey came over liek he does most every day many times every day and we all went for a walk, do you want to, do you want to go for a walk, go for a walk?
alot of peopel complane to me about christmes. Wear are the Hot Dogs they say? and their arenot usually hambergers either but that is ok becos christmes is not about receaving it is about giving,
like today jeff and jennifer gave me a Hot Dog and it was the best day of my life so you see it is really about thinking about others insted of yerself.
hay today is my anniversery I have been having a webcite four yeers now which is pretty amazing mostley becos I am a dog. alot of dogs donut have a webcite at all never mind one for four yeers.
do you have any snausages? chek yer pockets for christmes snausage. it is lintey but good.
Hay you guys it’s fall and a gurl dogs thots natrally tunr to L-U-F-F if yuo kno what I maen
Kodey is a gud boy!
Welp finaaly it is vacashun tiem. We all work vary hard chasing Rachel and whatnt so it is gud to taek a vacashun. Good girl. Good vacashun.
Sometiems I get vary crzy on the beech and run aruond and it is gud.
Soem peopel think tiks jus t happn for me but they take a lot of hard work. Sometims i jhave to sit hear all aftrenoon waiting for tiks but they always come along and i share them with jeff anmd jennifer when we go to sleap. I am verry jenerous.
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hay YUO guys it’s spring and it’s so nice outside their are deer and thar are miec and there are PORKYPINEZ and they’re are fockses and its sooo niec outside I love to rolle in teh grass.
First I at: panckes.
Then I at: bacon
Then I had a bon
Then I had sum ches
Then I had sun shirmp
Then I has sum roast beaf
Then I had cupcak
Now I have stomch ake
Marry Chrismas everybuddy
We’re watching yuo.
Me and Jeff and Jennifer and pineappel went for a walk in the woods today and it snoed and
it was the best day of my life.
surry i havent been updating my webcite everybuddy!
I no a lot of peopel come here for advice. I have some advice about taking care of babbies since we have a babby now. its name is pineappel or something lik that.
It is okay to take your babby outside with yuo. you donot need to keep the babby inside. perhaps it would lik to go for a walk? go for a walk? a lot of babbies like that.
Also its not true that babbies dont like bons. sometims they lik bons and they are verry jenorous so they lik to share but not with rachel .she DOEs NoT GET BONS.
when the babby crys go to another room the fartheset room possibel that will be best for yuo.
also it isn’t necessary to wash the babby all day. that is a mith. but i cannae help it she is delcios
anyways stay tuned for more parenting advise as i am lerning everyday.
she smells terribel and i rilly lik that in a persen.
were watching yuo.
Me and Jeff and Jennifer climbed a mountain yesterday and it was the best day of my life.
Everything is really prefect just the way it is. I lik how things dont really change but lik how sometims i live by a big water hole and sometimes i live by a creak or sometims i eat a donought or sometimes i eat a littel mous but really everything stays the same and it is prefect.
well its April and everyone noes what that meens. except for me. Im a dog.
but I think that meens its tacks tiem. Alot of you will be doing your tackses this weekend. I am grately concerned about tacks. first, you will need a stick like the one i have in the pickture. sit down with the stick and bite the end. then bite the middle. Then bite the other end. Then you might want to work on the middle sum moer. its all up to you!
wehn you are done you will be reddy to do your tackses. sometiems it is loanly doing your tackses.
Alot of peopel ask me about th sock market. if the sock market is up or if the sock market is down. peopel say yuo should get rid of your sock. i donut think so. you should always hold on to your sock.