I went for a walk with pineapple and my boyfriend kodey and jennifer this weekend and it was the best day of my life.

jeff was sik so he dident come but i brought him a tick. that reminds me it is almost ticks time so dont for get to do your your tixes! i am a ticks expert so ask me anything! for instens ,always deklair your dependants which means your ticks you can deklair each one so count carefully~`~! you get money back and money is good so chek your pokets for money!

here i am with pineappel and my boyfrend kodey and som other picturs i forget what

So we went for a walk today and it wuas teh best day evr. I peed on evrything! and always right in teh middl of teh trail too so evryone can enjyo it too a full extent. I am geting tred of winter but today wuas a grate walk.

I don’t know if you guoys noticed or not, but today is the fifth anniversurry of my blog. Look at me. My blog is five years old. I am seven years old. We are so old! I have gray hares now, so i am sort of an elder staitsdog. ha ha ha ha.

i do not eat so mach snausages anymore but i eat lots of bonz oh my yes. i spend a lot of time on faicbook. rachel is gud and so is pineappel. i am glad she livs here with us even though shes just a babby. i kined of like her and she is gud for ots of chickn. and cookeys.

so lissen you guys–five yeers is a long time and i just want you to now i appreceetate your coming heer time and time again. h

check yer pokets you guys! check yer pokets for whatever is is inside them.

Kodey came over liek he does most every day many times every day and we all went for a walk, do you want to, do you want to go for a walk, go for a walk?

alot of peopel complane to me about christmes. Wear are the Hot Dogs they say? and their arenot usually hambergers either but that is ok becos christmes is not about receaving it is about giving,

like today jeff and jennifer gave me a Hot Dog and it was the best day of my life so you see it is really about thinking about others insted of yerself.

hay today is my anniversery I have been having a webcite four yeers now which is pretty amazing mostley becos I am a dog. alot of dogs donut have a webcite at all never mind one for four yeers.

do you have any snausages? chek yer pockets for christmes snausage. it is lintey but good.

Hay you guys it’s fall and a gurl dogs thots natrally tunr to L-U-F-F if yuo kno what I maen

Kodey is a gud boy!

Gud boy!

Welp finaaly it is vacashun tiem. We all work vary hard chasing Rachel and whatnt so it is gud to taek a vacashun. Good girl. Good vacashun.

Sometiems I get vary crzy on the beech and run aruond and it is gud.

Soem peopel think tiks jus t happn for me but they take a lot of hard work. Sometims i jhave to sit hear all aftrenoon waiting for tiks but they always come along and i share them with jeff anmd jennifer when we go to sleap. I am verry jenerous.

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Me and Kodey, we are frends, we love to take a dip. Go for a dip? Go for a dip?

hay YUO guys it’s spring and it’s so nice outside their are deer and thar are miec and there are PORKYPINEZ and they’re are fockses and its sooo niec outside I love to rolle in teh grass.

First I at: panckes.
Then I at: bacon
Then I had a bon
Then I had sum ches
Then I had sun shirmp
Then I has sum roast beaf
Then I had cupcak
Now I have stomch ake

Marry Chrismas everybuddy

We’re watching yuo.

Me and Jeff and Jennifer and pineappel went for a walk in the woods today and it snoed and

it was the best day of my life.

I no a lot of peopel come here for advice. I have some advice about taking care of babbies since we have a babby now. its name is pineappel or something lik that.

It is okay to take your babby outside with yuo. you donot need to keep the babby inside. perhaps it would lik to go for a walk? go for a walk? a lot of babbies like that.

Also its not true that babbies dont like bons. sometims they lik bons and they are verry jenorous so they lik to share but not with rachel .she DOEs NoT GET BONS.

when the babby crys go to another room the fartheset room possibel that will be best for yuo.

also it isn’t necessary to wash the babby all day. that is a mith. but i cannae help it she is delcios

anyways stay tuned for more parenting advise as i am lerning everyday.

she smells terribel and i rilly lik that in a persen.

were watching yuo.

Me and Jeff and Jennifer climbed a mountain yesterday and it was the best day of my life.

Everything is really prefect just the way it is. I lik how things dont really change but lik how sometims i live by a big water hole and sometimes i live by a creak or sometims i eat a donought or sometimes i eat a littel mous but really everything stays the same and it is prefect.

well its April and everyone noes what that meens. except for me. Im a dog.

but I think that meens its tacks tiem. Alot of you will be doing your tackses this weekend. I am grately concerned about tacks. first, you will need a stick like the one i have in the pickture. sit down with the stick and bite the end. then bite the middle. Then bite the other end. Then you might want to work on the middle sum moer. its all up to you!

wehn you are done you will be reddy to do your tackses. sometiems it is loanly doing your tackses.

Alot of peopel ask me about th sock market. if the sock market is up or if the sock market is down. peopel say yuo should get rid of your sock. i donut think so. you should always hold on to your sock.

Me and Jeff and Jennifer went for a walk and it was the best day of my life.

My boyfrend kodey came with us. here is my boyfrend kodey .

did yuo now he is the mayor of where i live. I didnae no this but it makes perfect sents.

omigod you guys its spring

hello birds hello rabbits i am watching yuo

hello micehole hello gees!

hello kodey!

last night at our house we saw deers and a coyotey and focks! i donut liike coyoteys they are a bad influence but i love deers
everybody is out becaus it is spring

here is me and rachel napping.

I donut like baths very much but it is ok also jeff cut my fingernales and brushed me and now i am clean and my nails are short

have you ever had a day like this? i hop e not. but it is ok.
maybe something good is for dinner.

i have been watching focks news all day and i dont see any fockses

I do not think this is fare and balance like they say it is .

fare and balance=fockses. so they are not.

and you have to watch out for fockses becos they will steel yor snausages and anything else you have , like if you have a boyfrend like i do they will steel yor boyfrend

watch out for fockses! never let them sleep with you. I am not a focksist i just think its best when they are not around

Anyways heres anotehr pikture of me and my boyfrend