yuo wouldnt think it was funny if yuo had to wer a cone.

Miss Wagatha Christie was just about to sit don and have a delcios snasuag when she looked into teh snasage cabnit. TEH SNAUSAGS WERE NOT THRR! “ohno” said Wagatha, “wherrevr could they be?” Wagatha Christie suspected fol play. She had seen Rachel the Cat sneeking around the arae of teh cabnit the night befor. “Teh games affoot” Wagatha said to hrself. Wagatha was really good at figring out mystrys. But she wishd she had a snausag tho.

Alot of people are asking me if I perfer to use Internet Explorer or Furfox. I don’t know why people are asking this. I’m a dog. I don’t really have a strong preference. What I do knwo is that if I see a pictr of a fox, I get really excited and I start barking and then Jennifer and Jeff yell at me. So I guess I perfer Internet Explorer.

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oops its the landlords car. My bad

BARK! ARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARF!!!