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First I at: panckes.
Then I at: bacon
Then I had a bon
Then I had sum ches
Then I had sun shirmp
Then I has sum roast beaf
Then I had cupcak
Now I have stomch ake

Marry Chrismas everybuddy

We’re watching yuo.

Me and Jeff and Jennifer and pineappel went for a walk in the woods today and it snoed and

it was the best day of my life.

I no a lot of peopel come here for advice. I have some advice about taking care of babbies since we have a babby now. its name is pineappel or something lik that.

It is okay to take your babby outside with yuo. you donot need to keep the babby inside. perhaps it would lik to go for a walk? go for a walk? a lot of babbies like that.

Also its not true that babbies dont like bons. sometims they lik bons and they are verry jenorous so they lik to share but not with rachel .she DOEs NoT GET BONS.

when the babby crys go to another room the fartheset room possibel that will be best for yuo.

also it isn’t necessary to wash the babby all day. that is a mith. but i cannae help it she is delcios

anyways stay tuned for more parenting advise as i am lerning everyday.

were watching yuo.

Everything is really prefect just the way it is. I lik how things dont really change but lik how sometims i live by a big water hole and sometimes i live by a creak or sometims i eat a donought or sometimes i eat a littel mous but really everything stays the same and it is prefect.

but I think that meens its tacks tiem. Alot of you will be doing your tackses this weekend. I am grately concerned about tacks. first, you will need a stick like the one i have in the pickture. sit down with the stick and bite the end. then bite the middle. Then bite the other end. Then you might want to work on the middle sum moer. its all up to you!

wehn you are done you will be reddy to do your tackses. sometiems it is loanly doing your tackses.

Alot of peopel ask me about th sock market. if the sock market is up or if the sock market is down. peopel say yuo should get rid of your sock. i donut think so. you should always hold on to your sock.

My boyfrend kodey came with us. here is my boyfrend kodey .

did yuo now he is the mayor of where i live. I didnae no this but it makes perfect sents.

omigod you guys its spring

hello birds hello rabbits i am watching yuo

hello micehole hello gees!

hello kodey!

last night at our house we saw deers and a coyotey and focks! i donut liike coyoteys they are a bad influence but i love deers
everybody is out becaus it is spring

here is me and rachel napping.

have you ever had a day like this? i hop e not. but it is ok.
maybe something good is for dinner.

I do not think this is fare and balance like they say it is .

fare and balance=fockses. so they are not.

and you have to watch out for fockses becos they will steel yor snausages and anything else you have , like if you have a boyfrend like i do they will steel yor boyfrend

watch out for fockses! never let them sleep with you. I am not a focksist i just think its best when they are not around

Anyways heres anotehr pikture of me and my boyfrend

Here is a pikture of that dog whose name is kodey. he is very handsum. Have you ever had a boyfrend? he is a very gud boy. gud boy, kodey.

Kodey can run very fast but i can run faster. sometims men like that at leest thats what rachel says but her boyfrend broke up with her i think because he never comes over like kodey does.

somtimes its hard to run in the snow because i am shorter than other peopel. somtimes kodey katches me but i donut mind

becasue when we kiss oooooh fire (i dont get that joke thats rachels joke)

anyways. we have a lot of common interests and shared valews and thats what makes it work.

this is were we live now it is pretty cool

here are my favorit things about this place;

in order of preferens:

1. NO NAYBERS THIS IS IMPORTANT
B: My boyfrend, that big yellow dog
2. it is very quite . see 1)
3) i donut like the fockses but i like to bark at them so put them on the list. also we left granola bars for them becos fockses like granola bars but i got to eat a coupel!!!
f. otters and skwirrels and mice yes yes yes
d. i saw a moos!!! also deer.
7 i lik a nice vew and this place has rilly nice vews

ps fockses perfer peanut butter granola bars if you want sum chek yer pokets for peanut butter

he is very, good boy and a good kisser but he cant outrun me!!! lol

also did you know about porkpines? i did not but now i know. it turns they arenot made out of pork at all . here is a pikture of when i found out

also there are fockses. i donut like them

anyways i am good and rachel is too i had shrimps the other day i love shrimps. also sink cheese it is wet but good too

i went for a walk in the woods this morning and it was THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE but i didnt take piktures

anyways you be good.

Here is what i have been up too. I have eaten a lot of cheese in this past year. i am an expert on cheese. i like a good cammembear and parmeshan or a nice floor cheese. do you lik cheese?

i dont have much to say write now i just wanted to say donut worry, everybudy is reeally good in fakt this week im at the beach. mebbe somewon will help me post picktures later because im not allowed to efteepee because my spelling is atroshush.

Walking Rosie
Far from where the earth bends
Under the weight of concrete
Exhaust fumes
Replaced
By the smell of
Mother Nature’s perfume
A path winds its way
Between the oak and the pine
Under the limbs
of a fallen birch
Leaning across the way
Where the seldom trod trail
Is softened by fallen leaves
A path well marked
Or perhaps not
Depends
On experience
Or your nose
Meandering
Through the quiet beauty
Past a secluded lake
Along a sparkling stream
Where the birds
Flit amongst the shadows
And animals peek out at you
Where the eagle soars overhead
Fishing in a hidden waterfall
Where Rosie runs
One hundred paces ahead
Glancing back
Occasionally
Just to check
On Mom and Dad
Then back to the task
Sniffing, exploring
Perhaps an old log
Catches her attention
Bounding, pouncing
Concerned only about bears
And wolves
Perhaps a rabbit
No thought given to traffic
Or fire hydrants
Just doing what dogs do
Instinctively
When surrounded by
Undisturbed nature.

I am glad and Yuo are right to say i am concerned about bears because they concern me grately. Thank yuo. No one has written me a pome before. pee ess: i live in massachoosets. I thought everywon did.