April 10, 2008

its tacks tiem

Filed under Helpful Advice by Rosie The Dog...

well its April and everyone noes what that meens. except for me. Im a dog.


but I think that meens its tacks tiem. Alot of you will be doing your tackses this weekend. I am grately concerned about tacks. first, you will need a stick like the one i have in the pickture. sit down with the stick and bite the end. then bite the middle. Then bite the other end. Then you might want to work on the middle sum moer. its all up to you!





wehn you are done you will be reddy to do your tackses. sometiems it is loanly doing your tackses.

April 2, 2008

sock market tips

Filed under Helpful Advice by Rosie The Dog...

Alot of peopel ask me about th sock market. if the sock market is up or if the sock market is down. peopel say yuo should get rid of your sock. i donut think so. you should always hold on to your sock.

March 7, 2008

focks news is a disappointmint

Filed under Friends, Helpful Advice, Things I Am Afraid Of by Rosie The Dog...

i have been watching focks news all day and i dont see any fockses

I do not think this is fare and balance like they say it is .

fare and balance=fockses. so they are not.

and you have to watch out for fockses becos they will steel yor snausages and anything else you have , like if you have a boyfrend like i do they will steel yor boyfrend

watch out for fockses! never let them sleep with you. I am not a focksist i just think its best when they are not around

Anyways heres anotehr pikture of me and my boyfrend

April 13, 2006

tips to avoid catchhing a job

Filed under Friends, Helpful Advice, Things I Am Afraid Of by Rosie The Dog...

rose offrs advise

i dont know what a job is but i dont think their a very good thing and you shood be careful not to catch one. jeff and jennifer both have jobs and it makes them sik. i have a naturly healthy sistem tho so i havent ever had one

remember to

  • always wash you hands
  • dont drink out of the toilet
  • if you feel a job coming on drink lots of watr to flush your sistem
  • jobs are contagus if you see someone who has a job you shood walk the other way kwikly
February 18, 2006

rosies productivty tips

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rosie's office

alot of poeple have been asking me about my productivty tips. maybe because I am a dog with a webcite. so I have a cuopel tips for poeplw who want to be moer productiv:

  • do not work wile on bones!!!! bones only make you want to eat more bones
  • some times it s good to take a brake like go chase rachel
  • always proofreed yer work
  • gmail is the best I perfer bowser based email
  • a href=”http://www.43folders.com/”>43 folders is a grate webcite