January 29, 2006

my match.com proffle

Filed under Friends by Rosie The Dog...

on the couch
rosiethedog
“Rosie The Dog”Your Active Profile:
rosiethedogME
I am a: dog
Seeking a: dog
Interested In: Friendship, Capering, Walks, Snausages
Age: 2
Location: Northampton, Massachusetts
Country: United States
Occupation: dog
Education: I am lerning not to bark at teh woman downstairs
Ethnicity: black
Religion: spiritual
Star Sign: ???
Relationship Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children: spade 🙁
MY GOODS
Height: 2′ 0″
Weight: 30 lbs
Hair: black
Eye Color: brown

MY HABITS
Cigarettes: Never
Booze: Never
Drugs: Never
Self-love: What
Self-deprecation: Never

Last great book I read:

The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen

Most humbling moment:

One time I got my nails clipped and I peed myslf!!?

Celebrity I resemble most:

I hav heard Chtistna Ricci but I dont see it

Best or worst lie I’ve ever told:

I dont care abtou tht snaugage right now

If I could be anywhere at the moment:

In the woods!!!!!!!!

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME:

do you hav any snausages? or do yuo knwo where we could get som. chek yuor pokets, they are soemtimes in ther

1 Comment »

  1. She’s a great dog. She can be moody though. And bit self centered. What can I say? It ended badly. Still…I miss you Rose.
    Love,
    Paws.

    Comment by An ex-bf — January 29, 2006 @ 7:37 pm

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